*click*

'Is this thing on?'

*aggravated*'Yes, sir, it's on.'

'Ok. Welcome to the Fanatical League Against Pokemon. You may be wondering what happened to the main page. Well, see it's a little..under construction. It has been for some time now....like...maybe a year. Those of you who know the score, I see you nodding heads. So, basically, because Irwin, and the officers, and gee, everyone who keeps E-Mailing Irwin and leaving messages on the guestbook and the message board and all that crap ain't too happy about this, and because phpNuke basically FSDB..'

'Sir. I don't think the script says phpNuke Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls. I think it says phpNuke 'was insufficiently streamlined for our requirements'. That way we don't get sued.'

'But Steve, it does FSDB.'

'Not if you use it properly, I'm sure.'

'And we all know why _that_ isn't happening, don't w...'

'Give me that script, you halfwitted hardware salesman!'

*sound of paper being snatched*

'Woah, woah..cool down.'

'Shut up. As I was saying, phpNuke is insufficiently streamlined for our requirements. Until we can do something about this, we are now redirecting you back to the original site, where you can find the Officers List, the HQ maps, the affiliates, etc. etc. all the content you've missed so much. For those of you lazy fucks who are incapable of typing in something simple like '/forum/phpBB' after www.teamflap.com, here is the link to the message board.'

*beep*

'For everyone else, please proceed on to the warning page and from there to the site. If you want the guestbook, and for God's sake, why can't you go on the message board like everyone else, you'll have to go via there.'

*beep*

'Thank you for being patient with us. Those of you who weren't patient, imagine I'm sticking my middle fucking finger up at you.'

*rustle rustle*

'You are so on report now.'

'Ashley, I write the goddamned repo..'

*click*